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Saturday, January 17, 2015

THE MALE STRIPPER

THE MALE STRIPPER 





The following is a “Very
True” story about a Navy Diver.
He became “The Lead Diver” for a
“Mine Specialist & Body
Retrieval” dive group, of which
was involved with many “under
the sea situations”. Ok......so just
keep that in the back of your mind
as the pages of this story is flipped before
you. We’ll refer to this sailor in this story as
“The Navy Diver”.......
Well this group of fellows just pulled
in to “Sheepshead Bay” in New York from
several months at sea on a submarine. They
had pulled in on a Thursday, and “The Navy
Diver” granted “shore leave” to his group of
divers on the following Friday.
Friday very late morning arrived and
the group departed for the nearest “Watering
Hole”....or you non-Naval individuals, “A
Bar”. To be more specific they were in
search of a “Strip Club Bar”....and low and
behold!!!!!....it didn’t take them long to find
this “second home to a lonely sailor”
After the dive group, of which
consisted of 5 guys, planted there butts on a
bar stool, warmed it up a bit, had the
barmaid turn up music, settled in for more
beer, and the arrival of the “strippers”. In
the mean time, in walked “The Navy Diver”
to join the “well oiled group”. Then the
party, beer, and stories started to flow.......oh
my!!!!.......the “place” started to jump. Loud
music, plenty of beer, and just plain raising
hell !!!!!!
Ok.....well all this went on for
awhile, and for awhile all was forgot about
on “the strippers” to make there appearance
of “dancing on the bar”. Well....when
realized....was told that all would
begin
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooon!!!!!!!!
About an hour later, the music
developed that “down beat” of
stripper music and out stepped “The
Blond Shaker” upon the bar. Well this lady
strutted up and down the bar, dressed in her
“outfit”, of which would not hide the private
area of a mouse. Well of course it didn’t
make any difference what she had on......the
group.....[especially “The Navy Diver”]
voiced there disapproval of the time frame
of its removal.
Well.....the event did not unfold fast
enough for “The Navy Diver” whom had his
share of beer, and was voicing his wishes.
The “The Blond Shaker” came
down the bar, stood in front of “The Navy
Diver” and said, “Hey sailor, if you can do a
better job, and shake the butt any
better....come on up and do your
thing”.................sooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!......the group
looked at there leader.....and said with their
looks, “Hey boss, put up, or shut
up”..............so guess what folks.......HE
DIDN’T SHUT UP......
“The Navy Diver” put his beer down
on the bar, got up on the bar stool, stepped
on the bar...........motioned for the music to
be turned up....and let me tell you folks he
started to dance up and down the bar to the
“yelling....and encouraging comments” from
the Friday crowd. Oh yeah!!!!........”The
Navy Diver” really got into this
situation.....so......OFF----came the shoes,
socks, and the upper sailor uniform....man
was he into the beat of this thing.
Ok.....so he strutted his stuff up and
down the bar...a wiggle here....and a wiggle
there...and then he started taking off the
pants.......Whoa !!!!.....removing them real
slow to entice what “females” were part of
the bar group.....and “The Blond Shaker” she
was having a ball with this. Well he finally
got the pants off....and was whirling them
around above his head....[nothing on except
the shorts]....and the crowd was going nuts.
Then he started to “inch” the undershorts
down...........yep...you read correctly.....”The
Navy Diver” was going “all the way”.
So.....he danced up and down the bar
to the strong beat of music, each time
“inching” the shorts down lower......he got
just down to the middle of the bar, turned
around to jerk them shorts all the way
off.....the bar crowd was on there feet,
yelling “take it off, take it all off”.....and he
got them pups down to his knees.....with a
beer in his hand, hips swinging to the heavy
beat of the music....and in walks the
“COPS”. .......so that was an OOPS !!!!!!!
Well.........The Navy Diver...was
hauled off to jail.....the bar crowd put up
bail, and “The Navy Diver” was given an
open invitation for a return engagement.....of
which never occurred. The Navy Diver
never danced on any more bars....or
attempted to demonstrate his “stripper
skills”.....but the event seemed to entitle him
to be called “Stripper Bud” to his dive crew.
Yes folks........... “The Navy
Diver”...[alas “Stripper Bud”]...is still alive and well.