THE MALE STRIPPER

THE MALE STRIPPER 

The following is a “Very

True” story about a Navy Diver.

He became “The Lead Diver” for a

“Mine Specialist & Body

Retrieval” dive group, of which

was involved with many “under

the sea situations”. Ok......so just

keep that in the back of your mind

as the pages of this story is flipped before

you. We’ll refer to this sailor in this story as

“The Navy Diver”.......

Well this group of fellows just pulled

in to “Sheepshead Bay” in New York from

several months at sea on a submarine. They

had pulled in on a Thursday, and “The Navy

Diver” granted “shore leave” to his group of

divers on the following Friday.

Friday very late morning arrived and

the group departed for the nearest “Watering

Hole”....or you non-Naval individuals, “A

Bar”. To be more specific they were in

search of a “Strip Club Bar”....and low and

behold!!!!!....it didn’t take them long to find

this “second home to a lonely sailor”

After the dive group, of which

consisted of 5 guys, planted there butts on a

bar stool, warmed it up a bit, had the

barmaid turn up music, settled in for more

beer, and the arrival of the “strippers”. In

the mean time, in walked “The Navy Diver”

to join the “well oiled group”. Then the

party, beer, and stories started to flow.......oh

my!!!!.......the “place” started to jump. Loud

music, plenty of beer, and just plain raising

hell !!!!!!

Ok.....well all this went on for

awhile, and for awhile all was forgot about

on “the strippers” to make there appearance

of “dancing on the bar”. Well....when

realized....was told that all would

begin

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooon!!!!!!!!

About an hour later, the music

developed that “down beat” of

stripper music and out stepped “The

Blond Shaker” upon the bar. Well this lady

strutted up and down the bar, dressed in her

“outfit”, of which would not hide the private

area of a mouse. Well of course it didn’t

make any difference what she had on......the

group.....[especially “The Navy Diver”]

voiced there disapproval of the time frame

of its removal.

Well.....the event did not unfold fast

enough for “The Navy Diver” whom had his

share of beer, and was voicing his wishes.

The “The Blond Shaker” came

down the bar, stood in front of “The Navy

Diver” and said, “Hey sailor, if you can do a

better job, and shake the butt any

better....come on up and do your

thing”.................sooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!......the group

looked at there leader.....and said with their

looks, “Hey boss, put up, or shut

up”..............so guess what folks.......HE

DIDN’T SHUT UP......

“The Navy Diver” put his beer down

on the bar, got up on the bar stool, stepped

on the bar...........motioned for the music to

be turned up....and let me tell you folks he

started to dance up and down the bar to the

“yelling....and encouraging comments” from

the Friday crowd. Oh yeah!!!!........”The

Navy Diver” really got into this

situation.....so......OFF----came the shoes,

socks, and the upper sailor uniform....man

was he into the beat of this thing.

Ok.....so he strutted his stuff up and

down the bar...a wiggle here....and a wiggle

there...and then he started taking off the

pants.......Whoa !!!!.....removing them real

slow to entice what “females” were part of

the bar group.....and “The Blond Shaker” she

was having a ball with this. Well he finally

got the pants off....and was whirling them

around above his head....[nothing on except

the shorts]....and the crowd was going nuts.

Then he started to “inch” the undershorts

down...........yep...you read correctly.....”The

Navy Diver” was going “all the way”.

So.....he danced up and down the bar

to the strong beat of music, each time

“inching” the shorts down lower......he got

just down to the middle of the bar, turned

around to jerk them shorts all the way

off.....the bar crowd was on there feet,

yelling “take it off, take it all off”.....and he

got them pups down to his knees.....with a

beer in his hand, hips swinging to the heavy

beat of the music....and in walks the

“COPS”. .......so that was an OOPS !!!!!!!

Well.........The Navy Diver...was

hauled off to jail.....the bar crowd put up

bail, and “The Navy Diver” was given an

open invitation for a return engagement.....of

which never occurred. The Navy Diver

never danced on any more bars....or

attempted to demonstrate his “stripper

skills”.....but the event seemed to entitle him

to be called “Stripper Bud” to his dive crew.

Yes folks........... “The Navy

Diver”...[alas “Stripper Bud”]...is still alive and well.